电脑设备笑话
电脑设备笑话：
银幕说：我好惨啊。。每天给人看。键盘说：我更惨呢每天
给人打。滑鼠说：我才惨例每天给人模。光碟机说：我最惨每天给人
插。Floppy 说：我更惨现在没人插我了。USB 随身碟说：谁有我惨？
这边插完就去那边插一不小心还要被感染。Motherboard 说：不要以
为我被很多东西插会很爽，它们插进来后就都不东了，那才是谁受啊。
最后音效卡说：还说呢。。明明是你被插，为什么都是
我在叫。
电脑设备笑话：
银幕说：我好惨啊。。每天给人看。键盘说：我更惨呢每天
给人打。滑鼠说：我才惨例每天给人模。光碟机说：我最惨每天给人
插。Floppy 说：我更惨现在没人插我了。USB 随身碟说：谁有我惨？
这边插完就去那边插一不小心还要被感染。Motherboard 说：不要以
为我被很多东西插会很爽，它们插进来后就都不东了，那才是谁受啊。
最后音效卡说：还说呢。。明明是你被插，为什么都是
我在叫。
母亲节快到了。昨天，星期六。。工作半天过后，我和我的工作同事到 Mid Valley 逛街，我就想到要买母亲节的礼物(水晶手链) ，进了三四间水晶店。。都没有看到满意的水晶，有满意的也是非常贵。最后我的同事介绍我到有一间水晶店。你们知道我的第一话是什么吗？我第一句话：eh, 你卖的水晶是真的还是假的？她马上很“Aggressive” 回到。。Hey，我从来不卖假水晶。。我心里想那有人卖花，不赞他的花香。。haha.. 最后还是白问了。。我选了又选.. 挑了又挑.. 终于选了一条金黄色的水晶手链.. 标明价格:RM 500++.. 折扣后：RM300++。最后还是买下了。。希望我母亲会喜欢^^。
加上一张母亲节卡片。。内容无可奉告。。keke..
向天下所有妈妈们、准妈妈们致敬，您辛苦了!
无所事事的我，让我的脑袋无时无刻的想起你
昨天，我不舒服, 我还傻傻的等待你的关心
明明知道是不可能的，但是还要坚持。
我想这就是爱情的魔力吧。。
人生如大海，人来人去，潮涨潮落。
我们的相识来自“缘分” 或者是上一世欠你的
虽然不是很长久，但是已经足够了，谢谢
学着没翅膀的生活当中，加油！
28 September 2007, Friday, Today is my last day training in Prudential. Incognizant the time flies very fast, 6 months just past like that, but during these 6 months, I feel happy to know my colleagues, and learnt a lot of things. We start enjoy our life at 2 weeks before reach 28 Sept, and spent a lot money. We go to Jogoya eat buffet, and 1 week 2 times go to Jalan Alor take our lunch. And 28 Sept, we went to Jalan Pudu there eat Poridge Steamboat with my Suzanne, Huey chen, Poh Yee, and Jian Weng, after that we(Hong Ying, Huey Chen, Ee Lin, Chu Yi, Eng Hong, Chris, Jason, Naresh, and Ah Yang) have our Happy Hours.. Aloha we are coming .. Yeah!! It was a great great night^^. Early of the clubbing nite is quite bored, Huey Chen told me.. Sleepy.. not enough High! I still remember Climax is coming when a song call “You Are Beautiful Girl”, the atmosphere suddenly changed.. and 1 girl also suddenly join us, she look high!!.. Hong Ying .. u r the lucky 1.. U Soung rite? Free 1 .. hahaaa Hug u 99^^.. But, her bf is beside look at us.. lol.. I can’t imagine.. Bf jz beside.. y she still can do like this?? We keep shout.. WuwuwWUuuu.. until no voice..hahaaa. I saw Chu Yi, quite crazy with Naresh.. haaa.. Helo.. Mr. Eng Hong.. y u so lousy.. Drunk?? LoL..After Vomit.. he felt better. Heee. Ee Lin.. this time u not bad ya.. No Drunk wor.. unexpected ^^. How about myself?? I Sure no Drunk la.. Eh, Hong Ying.. I still dunno how is drunk feeling wor.. kekekee.. The story haven’t end yet... after clubbing.. we all take a break at outside Aloha, we saw a beggar sit at floor there, some of the kindly passerby will donate some $$ to him, the beggar will slowly slowly keep the BIG money inside his pocket. Hee.. not stupid wat.. after 10 minute.. we saw a live show .. FIGHTING!!! Piekk.. Pieekk.. got 1 guy blooding.. he is in unconsciousness condition.. blur blur de.. Okla.. ending.. Hong Ying, Huey Chen, Ee Lin and me take taxi back lu.. Had a great nite. Hehee..
父亲走进女儿的卧房，看见女儿正在一个震动器的帮助下自慰。“你在干吗？”他问。“我都30岁了，又胖又丑，连约会都没有体验过。我没有办法把 自己嫁出去，所以只能拿这个电动仪器作我的丈夫。”女儿回答道。几天后，女儿上班回来，看到父亲正坐在椅子上看电视。他一手拿了杯啤酒，另一只手拿了她的震动器。“怎么回事？”她问。 “我只不过和我的女婿喝一杯而已。”父亲答道。
2day is 02 April 07, 1st day training.. also 1st time i write this blog... b4 this, i think only the bored person will write blog.. hahahaa.. 2day very sienn when in company.. haizz.. only wait time to back.. my supervisor is not around for this week.. so i have to follow another supervisor that suppose assign to my friend, so temporary i jz follow him.. and he gave me 2 PDF file and ask me to read... wahh... 2 PDF file totally got 6oo pages like that worr... it is about security de.. i not interest at all.. haizz.. i read and read.. and my eye also become small and small .. LoLz... Shhh... this blog cant let my this temporary supervisor read... wahhaa. Actually not only me feel bored.. my friends( Nicole, Huey Chen, Poh Yee, and Jian Wen) also feel so.. hhaaa. But there de staff and supervisor quite friendly.. when lunch time.. my temporary supervisor and his friend bring us go to Makan.. haha..but is pay ourself de la.. lol.. and got girl staff treat us eat "Lotus Seed" 1st time eat .. feel weird!! =.=" keke. There also got drink water machine.. Free de wor... got KopiO without suger.. Milo.. and so on.. hehe.. 2molo must bring Cup liao... yi yiii... almost 5:30 liao worrr... we all wake up d wor... haha fast fast pack our bag .. then go to Dang Wangi LRT station lu... but.. haizz Raining ';'':'"; #^$(@&((@#&& .. haha Nvm... We all got umbrella..so.. we take LRT toward Wangsa Maju Station lu... <-- izzit this king very bullshit? Tell himself, Answer by himself.. LoL @.@ okla.. stop writing lu...
To Be Continues...
